Latency Hoodie
Heavyweight 400gsm loopback cotton, garment dyed so the colour settles rather than fades. The p95 chart across the chest is embroidered, not printed, which is why it survives the wash and why it costs what it costs.
In stock · ships today if ordered before 15:00 EET
- Free tracked shipping on orders over $150
- 60-day returns on unworn items, return label included
- Organic cotton, GOTS certified, made in Portugal
Product details
We made forty of these for an internal offsite and then spent a year being asked where to buy one. This is the production run.
The fabric
400gsm loopback cotton, which is heavy enough to hold its shape through a winter and soft enough on the inside that you do not need a shirt under it. It is garment dyed rather than yarn dyed, so the colour sits slightly unevenly across the weave and settles further after a few washes instead of going flat.
The chart
The graph across the chest is a real p95 latency trace from a workspace that switched on routing mid-week. The step down on the fourth day is not decoration. It is embroidered in a matching tonal thread, so it reads as texture from a distance and as data up close.
Fit
Cut boxy with a dropped shoulder and ribbed cuffs. If you are between sizes and want it fitted, size down; if you want it to sit like the photos, take your usual size.
Materials & care
| Composition | 85% organic cotton, 15% recycled polyester |
|---|---|
| Weight | 400gsm loopback |
| Dye | Garment dyed, OEKO-TEX certified |
| Made in | Porto, Portugal |
| Care | Machine wash 30°C inside out, dry flat, do not tumble |
| Decoration | Tonal embroidery, 12,400 stitches |
Measurements (cm, flat)
| XS | Chest 52 · Length 64 · Sleeve 58 |
|---|---|
| S | Chest 55 · Length 66 · Sleeve 60 |
| M | Chest 58 · Length 68 · Sleeve 62 |
| L | Chest 61 · Length 70 · Sleeve 64 |
| XL | Chest 64 · Length 72 · Sleeve 66 |
| 2XL | Chest 67 · Length 74 · Sleeve 68 |
Shipping
Orders placed before 15:00 EET on a working day leave the same day. Everything is tracked, and the tracking number lands in your inbox when the label is scanned rather than when it is printed.
Europe takes two to four working days, North America four to seven, and everywhere else seven to fourteen. Shipping is free on orders over $150; below that it is a flat $9.50 regardless of destination.
Returns
Sixty days on anything unworn and unwashed, with a prepaid label in the box. Hardware can go back unopened in the same window; if it is opened and faulty, that is a warranty claim rather than a return and we will replace it.
Credit packs are refundable in full while unused, and pro rata for the unused balance within thirty days of purchase.
Heavier than I expected, in a good way
I have three hoodies from conference swag bags and they all pilled inside a month. This one has been through six washes and still looks new. The embroidery is subtle enough that I wear it to client meetings.
Rosa M. · Verified purchase · Size M, Ink
Size down if you want it fitted
Took my usual large and it is genuinely boxy. Not a complaint, just be aware the cut is what it says it is. Fabric is excellent and the colour has not moved at all.
Daniel A. · Verified purchase · Size L, Porcelain
The chart is a nice touch
Bought it for the joke and kept it for the fabric. Two colleagues have since asked and ordered their own. Shipping to Canada took five days.
Priya N. · Verified purchase · Size S, InkRelated
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